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03-10-2009, 07:59 AM
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"Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?"
"Yes of course...." "Great! I never could before" *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~* The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~* Roses are red, Violets are blue Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo. Don't feel so angry you will find me there too Not in cage but laughing at you. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~* When your life is in darkness pray to God ask him to free u from darkness And if after you pray and you’re still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~* Ek dost ne Sardar se poocha "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon dekhta rehta." Sardar "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do." *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~* 4 high-tech Sardar inventions: ---Waterproof towel ---Solar powered torch ---Book on how to read ---Pedal powered wheel chair.  
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03-10-2009, 08:02 AM
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Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?
Guess what ---To avoid side effect!!! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~* Man: Sardarji where were u born? Sardarji: Punjab. Man: which part. Sardar: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in Punjab". *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~* Lawyer to Sardar: Gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke --- Sardar :yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab fir gita pe haath. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~* Ek teacher ne sardar se puchha "akal badhi ya bhais " Sardar bola "sir pehle date of birth to batao".
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03-10-2009, 08:04 AM
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Why was Sardarji writing the exam near the door because it was an entrance exam.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~* Banta's son: dad there is some one on the door 2 collect donations for a swimming-pool. Banta: give him a glass of water. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~* Santa: I am a proud Sardar; my son is in medical college. Banta: really what is he studying? Santa: he is not studying they r studying him. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~* Sardar joined army & is given AK47, Sardar asks the major – Sir, Is Bandook ki nail samne rakhun ya ulta? Major : kisi bhi taraf rakho fayda desh ka hi hai *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~* I was at the enquiries desk in a courier office, I had to deal with one very agitated lady. “I’m absolutely disgusted with you,” she shouted. “I’m sorry to hear that,” I replied. “What’s the trouble?” “I went out shopping this morning and when I got home I found one of your cards saying you tried to deliver a parcel but no one was in. My husband was in all morning and he says he never heard anyone knock on the door. And now I’ve had to come out again to fetch this parcel!” I apologized profusely and went to get the package. When I came back, the woman’s eyes lit up. “Oh, wonderful. We’ve been waiting for that for ages,” she gushed. “What is it?” I asked. “My husband’s new hearing aid.”
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03-10-2009, 08:07 AM
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Custom at our university dictated that if a professor was ten minutes late, class was cancelled. One professor arrived early for a 9am lecture. He placed his hat on his desk, and went to the faculty room. Before he knew it, it was 9:10. By the time he got back to his classroom, it was empty.
The next day, he let his students have it. “When my hat is here,” he fumed, “I’m here!” The following day, the professor arrived at 9am. He was met by the sight of 28 hats on 28 desks—and no students. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~* The pastor of my church hates to plead for money. But when the coffers were running low, he had no choice. “There’s good news and there’s bad news,” he told the congregation. “The good news is that we have more than enough money for all the current and future needs of the parish. The bad news is, it’s still in your pockets.” *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~* At my office, it was normal practice to present a cake with candles to anyone having a birthday. On the day of my 65th, a cake arrived: Five lit candles circled a 60-watt bulb.
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03-10-2009, 11:35 AM
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Painful Love Story
Hero loves heroine , but heroine loves the villain. But villain loves hero’s sister,and hero’s sister loves heroine’s brother . Here, heroine’s brother loves villain’s sister . But villain’s sister loves hero’s brother. Again!, hero’s brother is also interested in heroine , and you already know that heroine loves villain. Finally two people commit suicide. Who’re they? ……….. Producer and the Director!!
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