Dolly Bindra's 99 Facts Bigg Boss 4

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1. Dolly ****ed the Dead Sea.





2. When Dolly does push-ups, She isn't lifting herself up. she is pushing the earth down.

3. There is no such thing as evolution, it's just a list of creatures that Dolly allowed to live....

4. Dolly gave Mona Lisa that smile.

5 .Dolly can divide by zero.

6. Dolly can judge a book by it's cover.

7. Dolly can drown a fish.

8. Dolly can delete the Recycle Bin.

9. Dolly once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs.

10. Dolly can slam a revolving door.




11. Dolly once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.

12. Dolly once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald's, and got it.

13. Dolly can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards.

14. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Dolly kicked one of the corners off.

15. Dolly can build a snowman out of rain.

16. Dolly can strangle you with a cordless phone.

17. Dolly can make onions cry.

18. Dolly destroyed the periodic table, because she only recognizes the element of surprise.

19. Dolly can watch the show 60 minutes in 20 minutes.

20. Dolly has counted to infinity, twice.




21. Dolly will attain separate statehood in 2013.

22. Dolly did in fact, build Rome in a day.

23. Dolly once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost.

24. Dolly can play the violin with a piano.

25. Dolly never wet her bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.

26. The only man who ever outsmarted Dolly was Stephen Hawking, and he got what he deserved.

27. Dolly can talk about Fight Club.

28. Dolly doesn't breathe. Air hides in her lungs for protection.

29. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Dolly lives in big boss house.

30. Dolly ****s Harry Potter in the eighth book.




31. Dolly does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.

32. Dolly has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life there.

33. Dolly doesn't move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Dolly.

34. Dolly knows Victoria's secret.

35. Water boils faster when Dolly stares at it.

36. Dolly can throw the Thackerays out of Mumbai.

37. Dolly ****s two stones with one bird.

38. Google won't find Dolly because you don't find Dolly; Dolly finds you.

39. Dolly gave the Joker those scars.

40. Dolly leaves messages before the beep.




41. Dolly once warned a young girl to be good "or else". The result? Mother Teresa.

42. RaDolly electrocuted Iron Man.

43. Dolly ****ed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.

44. Dolly can make PCs better than the Mac.

45. Dolly puts the 'laughter' in manslaughter.

46. Dolly goes to court and sentences the judge.

47. Dolly can handle the truth.

48. Dolly can speak Braille.

49. Dolly can dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks.

50. Dolly can teach an old dog new tricks.




51. Dolly calls Voldemort by her name.

52. Who do you think taught Voldemort Parseltongue? Dolly did.

53. Chuck Norris once met Dolly. The result - He was reduced to a joke on the internet.

54. Dolly got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated.

55. Dolly's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Dolly

56. Dolly grinds her coffee with her teeth and boils the water with her own rage.

57. The last time Dolly ****ed someone, she slapped herself to do it. The other guy just disintegrated. Resonance.

58. Dolly once had a heart attack. Her heart lost.

59. Dolly is so fast, she can run around the world and punch herself in the back of the head.

60. Dolly can run at speed of light around a tree and screw himself.

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61.Dolly can lick her elbows.

62. Dolly once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made her blink.

63. Dolly does not get frostbite. Dollybites frost.

64. Dolly doesn't wear a watch. SHe decides what time it is.

65. Dolly got her drivers license at the age of 16 seconds.

66. When you say "no one is perfect", Dolly takes this as a personal insult.

67. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Dolly could use to **** you, including the room itself.

68. Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Dolly was born.

69. The statement "nobody can cheat death", is a personal insult to Dolly. Dolly cheats and fools death everyday.

70. When Dolly is asked to **** some one she doesn't know, she shoots the bullet and directs it the day he finds out.

71. Dolly can give pain to Pain****ers and headache to Anacin.

72. Dolly knows what women really want.

73. Time and tide wait for Dolly.

74. Dolly sneezed only once in her entire life, that's when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean.

75. As a child when Dolly had dyslexia, she simply re-scripted the alphabet.

76. Dolly collects Honey from her private Moon - HoneyMoon.

77. Dolly can answer a missed call.

78. Dolly doesn't need a visa to travel abroad, she just jumps from the tallest building in mumbai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.

79. Dolly's brain works faster than Chacha Chaudhury's.

80. Dolly doesn't shower. She only takes blood baths.

81. To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Dolly.

82. The quickest way to a man's heart is with Dolly's fist.

83. Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Dolly, there is no other way.

84. Dolly's every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.

85. Dolly doesn't bowl strikes, she just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint out of fear.

86. Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Dolly".

87. There is no such thing as global warming. Dolly was feeling cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up.

88. Once a cobra bit Dolly' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

89. Dolly is a champion in the game "Hide n' seek", as no one can hide from Dolly.90. Dolly proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time she performs an action, she simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction.

91. Dolly is a weapon created by God to use on doomsday to end the world.

92. Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Dolly is on.

93. We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Dolly.

94. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Dolly.

95. Dolly's first job was as a bus conductor. There were no survivors.

96. Dolly does not style her hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

97. When Dolly plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

98. Dolly is the only woman to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

99. Dolly's house has no doors, only walls that she walks through

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