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08-27-2010, 11:08 AM
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5. B1GPKG
 OK, Mini Cooper owner, let’s sit down. We need to explain something to you. You see, the joke about people with big cars having small tallywhackers is just that, a joke. There is no correlation between owning a tiny wangdangdoodle and owning a large car. And as a result, there is no inverse, which you obviously believe. Women will not believe that you have an enormous crankshaft just because you own a tiny car. Especially with that license plate. Suggested Honest Plate:  
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08-27-2010, 11:08 AM
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4. DIVAJAG
 There’s only one thing more obnoxious than gloating about your wealth and success by paying a $50 fee to have your vehicle registered with some stupid rebus on the back, and that’s getting your excessively rich husband to buy you a car just so he can pay a $50 fee to have your vehicle registered with some stupid rebus on the back. Yeah, we’re so glad that you feel the need to gloat about being useless. Congratulations. Suggested Honest Plate: 
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08-27-2010, 11:09 AM
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3. GR8D8B8
 If you think about it, designing a sports car for mass consumption is a really thankless job. Sure, a lot of people buy their cars and enjoy them as they’re meant to be enjoyed. Sports cars bring unironic happy moments to millions, especially if they’re near a scenic coast line or a closed racing course. But then you’ve got guys like this, guys who manage to take everything great about sports cars and ruin it with license plates that show what misogynist jerks they are. Suuuuuuuuuure, you’ve been near a woman. Just keep telling yourself that, GR8D8B8 guy, and maybe someday, it’ll come true! Suggested Honest Plate:  2. KAMLTOW 
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08-27-2010, 11:09 AM
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1. YUHATIN
 Here’s why this one gets the number one spot: this dweeb in a Mercedes clearly assumes that everybody must be jealous of his success, because he’s driving a Mercedes, that he feels the need to take offense, as if everywhere he drives, people are scornful of his success. Dude, we don’t know you from Adam. Why would we have any reason to hate you? Oh, right, because your plate tells us you’re a jerk! We don’t even have to know you to find you offensive! Congratulations! Especially if you’re a white kid from the suburbs with delusions of Biggie, which you probably are. Nobody’s hatin’ on you, white kid. Nobody ever will. Suggested Honest Plate: 
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