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12-27-2009, 05:10 AM
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 PITS OF '09: BLUE Director Anthony D'souza's damp squib of an underwater adventure in which the only things lazier than a potbellied Sanjay Dutt were the indifferent sharks that circled around a meaningless treasure. Low on thrills and basic common sense even, the film offered nothing but travel brochure-style photography of the Bahamas' beaches. 
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12-27-2009, 05:11 AM
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 PITS OF '09: CHANDNI CHOWK TO CHINA Nikhil Advani's unimaginative East-meets-East comedy sacrificed both logic and coherence to emerge but a poor cousin of that martial arts-laugh fest, Kung Fu Hustle. Those never-ending gags couldn't make up for the absence of a script, and even Akshay Kumar's occasionally inspired goofiness didn't compensate for the sheer exhaustion you felt watching this film.
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#8
12-27-2009, 05:12 AM
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 PITS OF '09: WHAT'S YOUR RAASHEE Ashutosh Gowariker's humorless comedy about bride-hunting by horoscope clocked in at an excruciating 3 hours and 40 minutes, packing in every Gujarati stereotype you could possibly think of. Too many mediocre songs and repetitive scenes turned it into an endurance test for the viewer, and sadly the only award Priyanka Chopra deserved in the end was a medal of bravery for making a fool of herself. Twelve times over.
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#9
12-27-2009, 05:14 AM
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 PITS OF '09: LUCK Director Soham Shah's misadventure involving death-defying challenges and human betting turned into an unintentional comedy thanks to corny dialogue and wooden acting. Bad enough the action scenes lacked tension, Luck came with the stupidest climax you could possibly imagine: Imran Khan's character escapes death despite being shot at point blank range, because - listen carefully - turns out he's one in a small minority of people whose heart is on his right side, not left.
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#10
12-27-2009, 05:15 AM
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 PITS OF '09: KAMBAKKHT ISHQ Director Sabbir Khan's mind-numbing battle-of-the-***es featured more crude language and ***ual innuendo than you'll hear at a bachelor party. A haggard Sylvester Stallone and a smattering of Hollywood B-listers made an appearance in this ridiculous romantic-comedy whose lead couple clashes over an ill-fated musical watch that is inadvertently left inside a living person.
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