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08-27-2010, 11:04 AM
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Top 10 Worst Vanity Plates
Vanity plates are a lot like Twitter. You’ve got a limited amount of space with which you must communicate a wide swath of your personality to all the people around you. They can be in-jokes, subtle clues to your political opinions…or show just what a twit you are, or how clueless you happen to be. Here are the ten worst we could find…for now. 10. CLASSSY  Yeah, a white Acura with an American flag background, AND an intentional typo. This image really has it all. We especially love the token show of patriotism attached to a Japanese car, although to be fair, you can’t buy an Acura in Japan, so it IS kind of an American car. Still, this kind of reminds us of the old dating rule: a person who calls themselves “classy” isn’t. Suggested Honest Plate:  
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08-27-2010, 11:05 AM
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9. MOVEEET
 Here’s what we don’t get. This license plate is obviously supposed to invoke speed. But it’s on the back of the car. So, the only people who will read it will not be the slowpokes in front of this jerkass with a Beemer, who obviously has something to do that’s far more important than what the rest of the people on the road, but the people behind him, who are currently cursing him out for making them late. Suggested Honest Plate: 
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08-27-2010, 11:06 AM
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8. YX35 Y3H
 You might be wondering why this seemingly random assortment of letters and numbers made it on there. Your answer can be found by typing it in reverse: H3Y 53XY. Yes, somebody wanted to flirt. With their license plate. But apparently they weren’t able to actually do this, so instead they settled for putting it in mirror writing on their license plate, to flirt with…people backing up in the parking lot, we guess. Suggested Honest Plate: 
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08-27-2010, 11:06 AM
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7. FLAMER
 Yeah. We know what you think you’re saying with that license plate. But that’s not what you’re actually saying, with that license plate. Especially since that flame paint-job, which really must have cost you a fortune, looks like somebody painted roses all over your car and then photoshopped them into “fiery colors. So maybe you are sending the message you want… Suggested Honest Plate: 
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08-27-2010, 11:07 AM
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6. GAZGZLR
 Hey, you know what’s awesome? Wasting your money and destroying the environment while doing it, solely to show to people who don’t care how awesomely rich you are, that you can engage in such conspicuous consumption. But how to make it just that much more obnoxious? How to make it absolutely clear that this waste is sheer gloating over waste? Wait…I’ve got an idea! Suggested Honest Plate: 
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