2. “Carribean Moon” by Kevin Ayers
We do not like this video, and no, we’re not letting the fact that it’s from the ’70s mitigate that statement at all. Whoever Kevin Ayers is, and we’re sure his fan will object to our dismissing him, we’re amazed that when presented with the storyboards for this video, he didn’t torch the studio and change his name. And that’s the thing; this took a lot of preparation. There were storyboards. People laid this out and paid for it and nobody, at any point, realized what a bad idea it was. Just skip to the 1:30 mark for some incredible homo-erotic confusion.