7. Razr Phone
Inventor: Motorola (U.S.)
Despite it’s name, Motorola’s Razr cell phone (also known as the MotoRazr) did not, well,
shave. At all. Somehow, between the marketing, designing, and translation projects, somebody forgot to actually
use the device. Following countless reports to the company about the Razr’s consistent failure to accomplish virtually any level of neatness, the company was forced to reevaluate the product’s status on the market. Following this failure, David Beckham’s heavily endorsed product, the Rong Zun 758 Mobile Razor has taken the place of the late, great Moto Razr and is having slightly better results.
Just shave at home, boys. It’s cheaper, cleaner, and won’t eat up your cell battery.