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By MB
ST Aunty ke baj gaya dhol ,
Beech bajariya khul gayi pol
Hey ram, hey ram, hey ram bol!!

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By anilsir

Aaiye aaiyye do do rupai me do do rupayi me..ST ka zameer do do rupaiiye me... kaise diya bhaiyya..
bahanji 2 rupaiye me sara le jayie aap photocopy karke aage bhi bech sakti hain..hum bhi wahi kar rahe hain...
iski 100 copies bechane se manokamna puri hoti bataya hai...

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By MB

TVLand mein baat chali hai, pata chala hai
Zameer pehen ke Sameer khila hai, Sameer khila hai...

Dolly dada tha sharminda
tha voh ganda
Phir bhi Shweta se toh tha voh changa
Soch raha hai Sameer bahar kyun nikla hai...
Zameer pehen ke Sameer khila, Sameer khila hai.....

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By anisir

When ST was indirectly instigating Sameer..the their Zameers were singing together....
Sameers Zameer-
Zameer tera mastana
Tyag mera diwana
Bhul kahi humse na hojaye...


Dolly sadeli, ganda sama hai
aaj khunnas me sara jaha hai
hai meri ego mujhe na marwayeeeee

ST and Seema talking (dhal gaya din ho gayi shaam...)

Bik gaya zameer, chala gaya sameer, ab MT ko nikalna hai Abhi abhi sameer nikala hai abhi MT ko kyu nikalna hai...

Is MT ne mujhe tha uksaya, aur mujhe bad light me bhi dikhaya...
chalo chodho je baat choodho abhi to HAVAS ko harana hai...

St calling madly her zameer back...
Jhalak dikhlaja...ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaja aaaaaja
Cash karane ko tarase ankhiya, na vote mil rahe na paper me surkhiya

jhalak dikhlaja.....


ST telling her zameer...

Ganda hai tu mera burden hai tu, ya mera weakpoint sara hai tu...
Chidhti hu mai bas tujhe dekh ke, marwata mujhe bas nakara hai tu...

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By mandy

Sameer singing(on 'Kya se kya ho gaya'lines),
kya se kya ho gaya,bewafa teri dosti me
chaaha kya,kya mila,bewafa teri dosti me
chalo suhana bharam to tootaa,jaana ke TV waalo ki dosti kya hai
kehti hai jisko Shweta duniya,kya cheez kya bala hai
dil ne kya naa sahaa,bewafa teri dosti me





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Shweta Asking from her zameer after his return

Tu kon hai??
Tera naam kya??
Humne to pheka apna zameer zameer zameer